If I didn't care about my job enough to not want to get written up for testing irregularities, I would have told him that rabbits eat squid.
According to Albert Camus, "The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They had thought with some reason that there is no more dreadful punishment than futile and hopeless labor." Clearly, the gods had never met a public school teacher.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
That's not cheating on the test. Not at all.
We had CRTs for the past week. Days 1 and 2 were math, days 3 and 4 were reading, and day 5 was science. One student (the one I mentioned before as being dumb as a sack of hammers) called me over at one point during his science test. When I got to his desk, he covered his testing materials and asked me, "What do rabbits eat?" I said, "I can't answer that." He responded, "It's not for the test. I was just wondering."
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