All the glamour...all the time...

I'm going on to day four with laryngitis. I couldn't talk at all on Friday, but I went to work anyhow since we were preparing for CRTs, which start tomorrow. I will be proctoring all week in my classroom. That includes reading the state-mandated testing directions. Considering my voice is barely audible, this should be interesting.

To make things even better, there is a kid testing in my room who is as dumb as a sack of hammers. How do I know this? Because I have the misfortune of having him in my class. I had to take his highlighter away last week because he was using it to color all over himself, the desk, his review materials, the bookcase behind him, and the carpet under his desk. Then he had the audacity to tell me, "It wasn't me!" I fully expect to see him on America's Dumbest Criminals one day.

Pray for me, Gentle Reader. This is going to be a long shite week.